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~ Quote -Neil Gaiman (Preludes and Nocturnes, c. 1991)
OhItsJustKim: kaosunseen: dzamonja-swag: rabioheab: i think my neighbourhood...
i think my neighbourhood deserves a sitcom because there’s
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omfg i just ordered pizza and as i was about to hang up i said love you out of habit and the guy said it back and after a whole minute of dead silence he just tells me that he hopes that i’m not expecting a discount on the pizza just cause we confessed our undying love for each other! oMFG!
guys! he sent me a note on one of the napkins and i just
I ship it
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Adventures of Dalek
This Dalek is off to conquer the planet
Dalek wants to go outside
Dalek likes birdwatching
Silly Dalek, why are you in the microwave?
Dalek wants to learn to cook
Dalek is not suitable cat food
Dalek has found itself in a rather embarrassing situation
Dalek still thinks it is cat food
It is happy hour for Dalek
Dalek is Drunk
Silly Silly Dalek
It has been a long day for Dalek
Good night Dalek
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Poor Eddie, he was saying to the guys his amazing plan to kill someone, but they just made fun of him D:
#SCUMBAGKOOTRA.
Creature Talk James Bday <3
It’s too tiny, but if you click, it will get bigger.
I DON’T KNOW HOW TO DRAW BEARDS, I’M SO SORRY.
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yes relax i cook for u
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justin wants this image removed from the internet
you know the drill
oh my GOD
hE waNts thIS IMAGE REMOVED? 5EVER REBLOGGgGg
Rule 0 of the internet: If you tell us not to do something, we will do it anyway.
OMFG
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anus:
Gordon Ramsay doesn’t care about your gender, race, or creed. All he cares about is that you can cook.
The contestant, Christine, is blind, and he lets her know exactly what he thinks of her dish.
OMG I was preparing myself to be enraged by him making some horrible comment but now I’m crying in Starbucks GOD DAMMIT
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